CIA AGENT: Yes we have tried to wack the Godfather for years. Call it human stupidity or whatever the case may be, but after years of monitoring all his electronics and listening to him talk via the recording device we put in all the Obama phones, we learned somethings! First of all, we should have spent an additional 15 dollars per phone for hardware that can handle our listening in. Secondly, the Godfather is clearly of a people that is better at wacking people than us CIA agents. The rumors about las vegas are true. People go there alive and end up like dead rats in their home, dead rats in a hole in the desert! We really realized after listening to the Godfather's music that they were cremating the bodies! We ask the American people to fund a DNA test on every granule of sand in the Las Vegas desert and for scientists to give a conclusion pertaining to exactly how many particles of cremated remains was swept to distant lands via wind and perhaps snakes.. We don't want to do a DNA test on every granule of sand on the planet, but when if and or otherwise when tests become something cheap, perhaps like a retina scan of the surface of the planet, we do want to account for every possibility to incriminate our enemies the soldiers of the church in Las Vegas nevada! Clearly those soldiers are real professionals! We have stalked them for decades! Listened to all their electronics, sent every undercover willing to risk their lives to try to get into the circle, and we have concluded that the only way we will be able to stop these criminals from partying and enjoying their lives with women, wine, champagne, whiskey, beer, prime rib, chicken, BBQs, marijuana, coca, opiates, and all manner of entertainment is to end the existence of women, wine, champagne, whiskey, beer, prime rib, chicken, BBQs, marijuana, coca, and opiates. This is a complicated thing, but if we modify our DNA, create a biological fit binary like human being, with a vagina below the belly button and a tradition penis, we could fuck our selves and create babies after we all do what we know must be done! We warn the Chinese that if we do gain the scientific technologically modified DNA modifiers, we will not use their flesh! We need a penis long enough to, based upon our preliminary contemplative think and speak month of meetings, we have decided a penis long enough to penetrate the current belly button 2 inches will be ideal.
(NEXT DAY)
CIA AGENT 2: (ON THE MEDIA) I refuse to allow the Las Vegas Mafia to get the glory! We have are real professionals! We wack people like woman want, we wack people long time! We have wacked and erased the evidence of the existence of over 2 million people! Bodies cremated, no birth certificates!
(A panicking agent reaches for his gun while those words are being said and shoots the head of CIA AGENT 2! He then says "I was too late!" And shoots his own head from temple to temple.)
(NEXT DAY)
CIA DIRECTOR: you think he was lying? You think the CIA wacking people long time is some kind of joke? Well, keep the camera on me!(He then does a very entertaining base ball first base couch sign language(Something baseball players laugh at ideally, but definately variations should be compared(ADD TO DVD BONUS CONTENT)
(NEXT DAY)
A body is found outside the mayors office in Las Vegas, a corpse that looks like he has been tortured in a hole in the desert for 15 years. There are flash drives, several like dozens on and around the corpse.
(RELATIVE SCENE)
Las Vegas Mayor: "We found a dead body with flash drives outside the office yesterday, there were flash drives on and around the body. On the flashdrives there are archives of video content. The man, now identified as Robert Jennings of Chomo heaven, was bound and restrained and was tortured. The chief investigator said that there were years off recordings on the tape. They were sticking a pool stick into his asshole daily, pissing on him, shitting on him and then leaving the room and he was tossed around by water jets. The coroner said that the corpse appeared to have every nerve ending on his body tortured to maximize the pain, but Robert Jennings was only human, his nerve endings likely died before he did! The Godfather Himself: Elijah Don Quickwit called me and told me that is his idea of wacking long time, he mentioned the CIA Directors speaking yesterday. I think this man was a victim of the real professionals at the CIA.
CIA DIRECTOR: NO! That is not why I sent the signs, I was telling my wife that I would rather give her oral sex when she is 60 years old than to eat a lobster!
(RELATIVE SCENE)
Media guest: "We asked every republican whether or not they would like to give their wife sexual pleasure with their tongue while their wives were 60 or eat an all you can eat lobster tail buffet of lobsters that are half way through their lives! 99 percent of republicans prefer an all you can eat lobster buffet. The male homosexual community responded to the Godfathers call to entertain the ancients! Show them something on Earth they have never seen! For honor, for glory, and for love the male homosexuals proved they had a sense of humor by dressing up as lobsters and marching in an male homosexual pride parade! WE have video recordings of the parade!
(SHOW SCENE OF WILD AND DRUNK HOMOSEXUAL MALES MARCHING IN LOBSTER OUTFITS CALLING FOR REPUBLICANS TO FEAST ON THEM! BE ENTERTAINING!)
(NOT PERFECT, BUT SOMETHING NEW AND I LAUGHED SO MANY TIMES THIS MORNING! LISTEN MEN AND WOMEN! BE ENTERTAINING! MAKE ME LAUGH! FOR HONOR, GLORY AND LOVE, ENTERTAIN ANCIENT BEINGS! SHOW THEM SOMETHING THEY MIGHT NEVER SEE AGAIN ON EARTH! DRESS UP LIKE LOBSTERS AND TELL THE REPUBLICANS TO COME OUT THE CLOSET! THEY KNOW THEY PREFER ALL THEY CAN EAT LOBSTER OVER ALL THEY CAN EAT WIFE!)
(NEXT DAY)
CIA AGENT 2: (ON THE MEDIA) I refuse to allow the Las Vegas Mafia to get the glory! We have are real professionals! We wack people like woman want, we wack people long time! We have wacked and erased the evidence of the existence of over 2 million people! Bodies cremated, no birth certificates!
(A panicking agent reaches for his gun while those words are being said and shoots the head of CIA AGENT 2! He then says "I was too late!" And shoots his own head from temple to temple.)
(NEXT DAY)
CIA DIRECTOR: you think he was lying? You think the CIA wacking people long time is some kind of joke? Well, keep the camera on me!(He then does a very entertaining base ball first base couch sign language(Something baseball players laugh at ideally, but definately variations should be compared(ADD TO DVD BONUS CONTENT)
(NEXT DAY)
A body is found outside the mayors office in Las Vegas, a corpse that looks like he has been tortured in a hole in the desert for 15 years. There are flash drives, several like dozens on and around the corpse.
(RELATIVE SCENE)
Las Vegas Mayor: "We found a dead body with flash drives outside the office yesterday, there were flash drives on and around the body. On the flashdrives there are archives of video content. The man, now identified as Robert Jennings of Chomo heaven, was bound and restrained and was tortured. The chief investigator said that there were years off recordings on the tape. They were sticking a pool stick into his asshole daily, pissing on him, shitting on him and then leaving the room and he was tossed around by water jets. The coroner said that the corpse appeared to have every nerve ending on his body tortured to maximize the pain, but Robert Jennings was only human, his nerve endings likely died before he did! The Godfather Himself: Elijah Don Quickwit called me and told me that is his idea of wacking long time, he mentioned the CIA Directors speaking yesterday. I think this man was a victim of the real professionals at the CIA.
CIA DIRECTOR: NO! That is not why I sent the signs, I was telling my wife that I would rather give her oral sex when she is 60 years old than to eat a lobster!
(RELATIVE SCENE)
Media guest: "We asked every republican whether or not they would like to give their wife sexual pleasure with their tongue while their wives were 60 or eat an all you can eat lobster tail buffet of lobsters that are half way through their lives! 99 percent of republicans prefer an all you can eat lobster buffet. The male homosexual community responded to the Godfathers call to entertain the ancients! Show them something on Earth they have never seen! For honor, for glory, and for love the male homosexuals proved they had a sense of humor by dressing up as lobsters and marching in an male homosexual pride parade! WE have video recordings of the parade!
(SHOW SCENE OF WILD AND DRUNK HOMOSEXUAL MALES MARCHING IN LOBSTER OUTFITS CALLING FOR REPUBLICANS TO FEAST ON THEM! BE ENTERTAINING!)
(NOT PERFECT, BUT SOMETHING NEW AND I LAUGHED SO MANY TIMES THIS MORNING! LISTEN MEN AND WOMEN! BE ENTERTAINING! MAKE ME LAUGH! FOR HONOR, GLORY AND LOVE, ENTERTAIN ANCIENT BEINGS! SHOW THEM SOMETHING THEY MIGHT NEVER SEE AGAIN ON EARTH! DRESS UP LIKE LOBSTERS AND TELL THE REPUBLICANS TO COME OUT THE CLOSET! THEY KNOW THEY PREFER ALL THEY CAN EAT LOBSTER OVER ALL THEY CAN EAT WIFE!)