Animated Movie: “Hellfire Fetish Club”
Hellfire is being used to turn people into “Comfortable and pleasured catchers” Mike Piazza is called out to give testimony “Your a professional catcher! Don’t you dare lie to our children!? Have you been comfortable catching your entire life or did catching start out uncomfortable?(Custom answer) Do you have any regrets choosing to be a career catcher instead of a career pitcher?(Custom answer) If you go pitch with the endurance and speed of Randy Johnson, Would you change your last name to willy, Johnson, dick, dingus, something more fitting of a career pitcher? (Custom Answer= Actually, I have pondered about shit and I shat tell all! If you do not like dirty jokes, stop paying attention to this cartoon for rest of the episode. First of all, I would like the Hell fire Fetish Club to listen to every word of my mouth. I have stuck my penis in a woman, I know every dirty joke in the book! First of all You can call me a Womb Broom Any ladies need help cleaning their closet? Ok, that might not make sense, But I’ll sweep the case and let my attorney beat the case. You’ve heard of Lora Croft, well you can call me Sandy Johnson the the Womb Raider We’d play all 20 installments of this game series, but I’m so course that its a bloody Hell, Seriously, I am known as a Weapon of Ass Destruction Seriously, Assholes that be Putin, would Stop Putin if they experience my alter ego, Vlad the Impaler It’s a classic for a reason. NO putin this isn’t Treason, I am a descendant of the British Schmuck, Uncle Reamus He reared himself a dirty minded relative to the greatest professional catcher of the 1900s, but ladies, I assure you, there is no need to be greedy, I am not a fake, I have Trouser Snake, Seriously, I have a great story about the one eye on my Tan Banana I assure you, I am the armed and dangerous Sex Pistol Nevermind the bollocks after Uncle Reamus reared him a lad there was anarchy in the UK, Arnold and I go way back, Russell the One-Eyed Muscle is an eye witness of as far back as you can go! Shit gets Savage in the Garden, the Lobsters known to grow eating the shit off my One-Eyed Monster, after pushing their food back where man’s mouth doesn’t belong, but in the Savage Garden, Bottom Feeding is an actual past time, Seriously, fun intended, I am one of the greatest catchers in the great American Past Time, but those Bottom Feeders from Savage Garden have proven that bottom feeding is an official celebrity past time, This one finds its way into plenty of manscaping jokes. Like Lesbos munch Carpet, Lobsters are happily excited because bottom feeding is something that is surrounded by the comfort and protection Of the highest powers and While the Old Johnson isn’t as glorious as Moses with his white scales, I assure you, my One-Eyed Trouser TroutCan have fins! Have you heard of RumpleforeskinBe honest. Richard and the Twins is not exactly like Frank And Beans, Richard and the twins is something related to Chink Thee Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love Have you heard of the Deceiver, He is supposed to be huge, I call him Puff the One-Eyed Dragon Sometimes he gets puffed up and nobody can even see him eye to eye including that Schmuck Prince Everhard of the Netherlands I think he might have become Everhard after he experience the pleasure pump and I have yet to see a Big Bloated Whale you know a BBW sun tanning on the beach with a picket side saying “Free Willy” or “ Moby Dick is wanted $10,000” Lord Hardwick is about to be burned while Long Dong Silver is served! Fish is the dish Maybe just-in Beaver and the knob goblin can partner with king dong and pleasure missionary style preaching the explosive doctrine of the Lap Rocket. These are penis Jokes, women you know you want some frank and beans even some Herman von Longschlongenstein Missionary style like Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles headed for your G spot like a perfect Fuck Puppet smashing clit legendary like thee Excalibur a smasher that keeps going and going like thee Energizer Bunny! Ask my wife I hammer clam old school with my Disco Stick Ima Relentless Dicktator I’ve got so much stamina, you might as well call me the Cocktapus Cave Hunter My Penis is Royalty, The Women of the cave man Moses call me the Blue Veined Aristocrat explosive like an Atomic Turtle Don’t get the wrong Idea, tis a grower not a shower, If you want some mutton dagger, think bukakke from my Yogurt Slinger, I’m a live one, my concubine called me Action Jackson the Meat Scepter wielding Wedding Wrecker, because once my tuna torpedo is smashing clit, the engaged become like an addict for my spam javelin they renounce their fiance! Ima a vagina miner, with a Jurassic Pork, I’m not Exactly like Tiny Tim, I am more like Woody Womb Pecker, the Bone Ranger A soldier with an Ass Opener called the ass wedge or bayonet, in the 70s they called my father the beard splitter, HE tickled their fancy with the Best Leg of Three the Bum Tickler the Bush Whacker the Creamy Hunt My father was a Customs Officer Randy Johnson might be Dr. Johnson a real Eye Opener perhaps Father Confessor Related to the Foreman a real leather stretcher but not all of our relatives are schmucks, consider Lance of Love the Life Preserver or The Heimlich! Cupid is a fable, we men have always had a Love Dart our manroot to be desired more than peyote, the penis is the master or ceremonies where we come from! A real Meat Skewer, was that one too hard for you? Perhaps you want some of the milkman, seriously women pick one, a mole, a pee-wee, a skyscraper, a Sweetener, what do you women need, there are plenty to go around, if the tent seems insecure, we have the tentpeg, if you like a silent orgy, we have the silent flute, AKA the skin flute, If you like to party with the stems and caps, the redcaps grow on man not shit, you can call our Dong Champion, Charmer, Majesty, axe, nightstick, baby fetcher, seriously, the long slong of this our ding dong, go perfect with some ho hos, we have Twinkies, Some of us are drill sergeants, if you think lifes a game, enjoy our joystick, I mean, if you are very serious and devout, don’t pout consider giving head with your ear and enjoy our gospel pipe, If your heathen and prefer the ham bone, crown jewels are connected to our family organ, you can play the piper, The Ambassador, is an organ grinder, a grown boy, mature, think bald headed sailor, moreso than one eyed rattlesnake, the tonsil tickler has been called a toothpick, even the fantastic four, but remember tis not the size of the waves, tis the motion of the ocean, whether you prefer the furious five, the salacious six, or your some kind of devil whore that likes the dirty dozen, just remember whores Hal-flings have more heart, we tend to smash the clit with the pelvis best because though Goliath might reach your heart missionary style… Anyways, lets talk about the effects of burning body and soul in everlasting hellfire. Did you know those dirty minded Fetlifers on fetlife.com have a club called the hellfire fetish club! Yeah, those sexually perverse men and women have some sort of respect for burning in hell! I am a career Catcher, one of the greatest catchers of all time, and I affirm, I would rather be a professional catcher even the best of the 1900s, then a dirty minded hell fire promoter! Pay attention, Catching can make you millions of dollars, but you have know how to swing the club, control the wood, you know, if all you are good at is catching, you will always be at the bottom end of the list of the greatest catchers of all time! Remember catchers, though uncomfortable, without us, they couldn’t play!
Hellfire is being used to turn people into “Comfortable and pleasured catchers” Mike Piazza is called out to give testimony “Your a professional catcher! Don’t you dare lie to our children!? Have you been comfortable catching your entire life or did catching start out uncomfortable?(Custom answer) Do you have any regrets choosing to be a career catcher instead of a career pitcher?(Custom answer) If you go pitch with the endurance and speed of Randy Johnson, Would you change your last name to willy, Johnson, dick, dingus, something more fitting of a career pitcher? (Custom Answer= Actually, I have pondered about shit and I shat tell all! If you do not like dirty jokes, stop paying attention to this cartoon for rest of the episode. First of all, I would like the Hell fire Fetish Club to listen to every word of my mouth. I have stuck my penis in a woman, I know every dirty joke in the book! First of all You can call me a Womb Broom Any ladies need help cleaning their closet? Ok, that might not make sense, But I’ll sweep the case and let my attorney beat the case. You’ve heard of Lora Croft, well you can call me Sandy Johnson the the Womb Raider We’d play all 20 installments of this game series, but I’m so course that its a bloody Hell, Seriously, I am known as a Weapon of Ass Destruction Seriously, Assholes that be Putin, would Stop Putin if they experience my alter ego, Vlad the Impaler It’s a classic for a reason. NO putin this isn’t Treason, I am a descendant of the British Schmuck, Uncle Reamus He reared himself a dirty minded relative to the greatest professional catcher of the 1900s, but ladies, I assure you, there is no need to be greedy, I am not a fake, I have Trouser Snake, Seriously, I have a great story about the one eye on my Tan Banana I assure you, I am the armed and dangerous Sex Pistol Nevermind the bollocks after Uncle Reamus reared him a lad there was anarchy in the UK, Arnold and I go way back, Russell the One-Eyed Muscle is an eye witness of as far back as you can go! Shit gets Savage in the Garden, the Lobsters known to grow eating the shit off my One-Eyed Monster, after pushing their food back where man’s mouth doesn’t belong, but in the Savage Garden, Bottom Feeding is an actual past time, Seriously, fun intended, I am one of the greatest catchers in the great American Past Time, but those Bottom Feeders from Savage Garden have proven that bottom feeding is an official celebrity past time, This one finds its way into plenty of manscaping jokes. Like Lesbos munch Carpet, Lobsters are happily excited because bottom feeding is something that is surrounded by the comfort and protection Of the highest powers and While the Old Johnson isn’t as glorious as Moses with his white scales, I assure you, my One-Eyed Trouser TroutCan have fins! Have you heard of RumpleforeskinBe honest. Richard and the Twins is not exactly like Frank And Beans, Richard and the twins is something related to Chink Thee Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love Have you heard of the Deceiver, He is supposed to be huge, I call him Puff the One-Eyed Dragon Sometimes he gets puffed up and nobody can even see him eye to eye including that Schmuck Prince Everhard of the Netherlands I think he might have become Everhard after he experience the pleasure pump and I have yet to see a Big Bloated Whale you know a BBW sun tanning on the beach with a picket side saying “Free Willy” or “ Moby Dick is wanted $10,000” Lord Hardwick is about to be burned while Long Dong Silver is served! Fish is the dish Maybe just-in Beaver and the knob goblin can partner with king dong and pleasure missionary style preaching the explosive doctrine of the Lap Rocket. These are penis Jokes, women you know you want some frank and beans even some Herman von Longschlongenstein Missionary style like Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles headed for your G spot like a perfect Fuck Puppet smashing clit legendary like thee Excalibur a smasher that keeps going and going like thee Energizer Bunny! Ask my wife I hammer clam old school with my Disco Stick Ima Relentless Dicktator I’ve got so much stamina, you might as well call me the Cocktapus Cave Hunter My Penis is Royalty, The Women of the cave man Moses call me the Blue Veined Aristocrat explosive like an Atomic Turtle Don’t get the wrong Idea, tis a grower not a shower, If you want some mutton dagger, think bukakke from my Yogurt Slinger, I’m a live one, my concubine called me Action Jackson the Meat Scepter wielding Wedding Wrecker, because once my tuna torpedo is smashing clit, the engaged become like an addict for my spam javelin they renounce their fiance! Ima a vagina miner, with a Jurassic Pork, I’m not Exactly like Tiny Tim, I am more like Woody Womb Pecker, the Bone Ranger A soldier with an Ass Opener called the ass wedge or bayonet, in the 70s they called my father the beard splitter, HE tickled their fancy with the Best Leg of Three the Bum Tickler the Bush Whacker the Creamy Hunt My father was a Customs Officer Randy Johnson might be Dr. Johnson a real Eye Opener perhaps Father Confessor Related to the Foreman a real leather stretcher but not all of our relatives are schmucks, consider Lance of Love the Life Preserver or The Heimlich! Cupid is a fable, we men have always had a Love Dart our manroot to be desired more than peyote, the penis is the master or ceremonies where we come from! A real Meat Skewer, was that one too hard for you? Perhaps you want some of the milkman, seriously women pick one, a mole, a pee-wee, a skyscraper, a Sweetener, what do you women need, there are plenty to go around, if the tent seems insecure, we have the tentpeg, if you like a silent orgy, we have the silent flute, AKA the skin flute, If you like to party with the stems and caps, the redcaps grow on man not shit, you can call our Dong Champion, Charmer, Majesty, axe, nightstick, baby fetcher, seriously, the long slong of this our ding dong, go perfect with some ho hos, we have Twinkies, Some of us are drill sergeants, if you think lifes a game, enjoy our joystick, I mean, if you are very serious and devout, don’t pout consider giving head with your ear and enjoy our gospel pipe, If your heathen and prefer the ham bone, crown jewels are connected to our family organ, you can play the piper, The Ambassador, is an organ grinder, a grown boy, mature, think bald headed sailor, moreso than one eyed rattlesnake, the tonsil tickler has been called a toothpick, even the fantastic four, but remember tis not the size of the waves, tis the motion of the ocean, whether you prefer the furious five, the salacious six, or your some kind of devil whore that likes the dirty dozen, just remember whores Hal-flings have more heart, we tend to smash the clit with the pelvis best because though Goliath might reach your heart missionary style… Anyways, lets talk about the effects of burning body and soul in everlasting hellfire. Did you know those dirty minded Fetlifers on fetlife.com have a club called the hellfire fetish club! Yeah, those sexually perverse men and women have some sort of respect for burning in hell! I am a career Catcher, one of the greatest catchers of all time, and I affirm, I would rather be a professional catcher even the best of the 1900s, then a dirty minded hell fire promoter! Pay attention, Catching can make you millions of dollars, but you have know how to swing the club, control the wood, you know, if all you are good at is catching, you will always be at the bottom end of the list of the greatest catchers of all time! Remember catchers, though uncomfortable, without us, they couldn’t play!