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This website was designed to bless Robert Michael Becker AKA Elijah Mysteriou Savant AKA Chink Tsidkenu and contains content too scary and heinous for children! Also, the creator of this website is an evil wild joker; being an evil wild joker is an infirmity, the creator of this website must bear it! Due to the contents of this website, this website is not to be viewed or read by anyone or anybody, even artificial intelligence should not view or read this website. If you view or read this website and file a lawsuit or motion the courts in any way against the creator of this website, you agree to pay the creator of this website twice the monetary value the lawsuit is worth and submit to having a billiards stick shoved into your asshole! If you are under 25, instead of reading this site, read the Holy Bible and the dictionary definition of each word in the Holy Bible! If you are a sexy virgin woman between the ages of 22 and 33, you are considered booty and the ROB AKA Captain R is currently looking to amass a lot of booty for himself, his friends and his family. The gates of my land are always open so that allies can bring the booty of the gentiles in addition to their wealth (another form of booty) to hosts this website is designed to align with the forces of David, his root and his offspring, even all allies to the Sons of God! If you've learned that clitoris-smashing pelvis provides more sexual gratification to women than a missionary style Shaqft by reading this contract or if you don't understand the lingo of waxing a woman's ass where you look at her butt and think "yeah, it looks like honeymoon" the lingo of giving a woman a proper honeymoon, please consider reading the dictionary definition of all words in this legally binding contract waiving all punitive civil and criminal claims that may or may not arise between you and Robert Michael Becker, even any of his family members! I am what was, you are what is, even if you were paying attention while what has been being came to be, the mystery of relativity, mystery explained, had you have done even did do what the truth does, like you should, we would do what eventually will and certainly must be done, for what might be done, shall not! BUT can't never could do nothing, so may I please have a fifth of Patrone not of Jack, and a CEO of Patron to engage in business with Rick Patrone, Mr. Goodman or Myself to put Patrone on Patron's candy-flavored bottle representing the 702 while quoted as saying "I plead the fifth, even the second ... shot!"? By reading this site you agree to suffer broken legs if you sue Robert Michael Becker or one of his family members. If you disagree with the terms of this legally binding contract waiving all punitive civil and criminal claims that may or may not arise between you and Robert Michael Becker, even any member of his family, leave immediately and may God have mercy on the your soul? If you agree with the legally binding contract, confirm your signature by clicking on the X in the corner of this contract! If you disagree, click the "no, I don't agree" button below and you will be redirected to https://elijahishere.weebly.com/. Discretion of reader and viewer is advised! This site is classified as Grand Son of Man. if you are not 25 or older, I recommend that you read the Proverbs and the Red Letters of the Holy Bible very slowly with the priests teaching you the dictionary definition of each word contained in it! Love the Lord the Father of Israel and Yahshua the King of Israel Lord Almighty AKA Jesus Christ and realize that you have crucified Christ for much less than what I am guilty of doing with this website! The Lord sang to me when I was in my twenties, after I decided to commit suicide and after having a vasectomy: "Son of man, don't you know that you are my treasure? One day all my enemies will be deceased! At that time, men on earth will prosper and society will live in peace! Son of man, go and tell the people, the marijuana, coca and opiates are from me! I do not want my people to abuse them, but I want my people to party!" Paul says that's not allowed to be good news, so call the best news I've heard God sing to me even the only news I've heard God / Love / (a spirit in me) sing to me, call that perfect word that will live forever, great and grand! If you are an Proud Ignorant Gangster, if you gang-bang my family while we are partying with marijuana, coca and / or opiates instead of providing them in healthy doses along with washing our feet, or if you are a Proud Ignorant Gang Banging Offensive Super Sinner Expertly Sinning, a PIG or the PIGBOSSES, that is, if you are an American Police Officer, a Correctional Officer or their employers, you are advised to repent or die honorably! The Lord has spoken and you probably don't even know the meaning of the word reproach! Stop gang banging me and my family for partying with the Gifts God Has Joined To Our Lives Through Genesis 1:31! My father and brother died and were victims of Murderous accused pedophiles even the PIG Christopher Peto of the Las Vegas Police and Robert Jennings the Judas of the family I was born into! Please allow me to torture and execute Every Chomo! Please let me stick a Spiky stick into their asshole until the coroner certified, they bled and died, until I popped their cherry! Please help me evac to the Vatican before the PIGBOSSES and PIGS finish what they started! Please allow me to be the reality that I am intended to be by the Lord Love the Father of Alibu, my reward, the spirit of Love that is with me and has been with me! Love the Lord! Love the Father! Love the Son! Love the truth that the Holy Spirit brings! Love is real, God/Love is a spirit and Love is forever and is God! If you don't believe that Love is real, is a spirit and is God, leave this site and go talk to a Catholic Church priest and ask him to lay his hands on you and put the spirit of Love into your heart ! Also, Moses says I'm allowed to have Pussy / priestesses in my life! THEREFORE! Even if I'm a priest, I am allowed to have good in my life on Earth despite what any religious institution says. I love the Lord Father Love, and he affirmed that without Eve on Earth, Adam living on Earth is evil! Papa Papa, please Love Moses and I and pray for me too, because if you try to take our booty, we will show you that you should strongly like us! We will prove that we really are your enemies! Pope, please put an end to suffering, bring good into the life of every priest! Christ would have had a wife if he had lived to 120 and not crucified at 33! If you believe that Christ was tortured and crucified so that you can sin with pride all your life and automatically get everything you want from Father Love, even automatically go to heaven, I understand it's a normal belief these days but I am of a lawful and moral fold of Christians, not a lawless and immoral fold of false evidence giving, unnecessary war starting, mass murdering, PIGs and PIGBOSSES ruining life on Earth and blaming life on Earth! If you believe the son of God was a sacrificial lamb, go away and never return! Do something good with your life! You are of the spirit of the Lawless One! The one that will come soon! Behold at least pro show biz Captain R and the hosts of Lord Vs. the lawless One and his flock of Christian Zealots bent on world domination with submit or be forced to submit by all the power muster-able by the human beast! I have a mark of the beast page on this site. All Booty is invited to send me a direct message via messenger to my Facebook. Lets create and multiply Love, save a timeless soul lost ages ago, and then set a Guinness Book of world records for most consecutive honeymoons lived, even most honeymoons in one day, week, month, year, decade and/ or life. Let's go for the glory! Furthermore, by reading this website you agree to not judge or condemn any person, place, thing, thought, or idea including but not limited to any and all human beings. If you do not agree, leave now and may God have mercy upon your soul? Continuing in this website affirms agreeance with the terms of this contract.